[to tune Auld Lang Syne which sounds better and better the more nipz you drink]

Of bad behavior we all sing
And make our nipzy toast.
All gross, disgusting, bad boy ways
Of these things we can boast.

Chorus
Oh we've a klubb for naughty boys
At good ole tomzrule.
We nipz and farts and belches too
At good ole tomzrule.

We chase the gurlz and steal their fude
Then hide their toys away.
Sunny windows are ours by right -
Whatever meowmies say.

Chorus
Oh, we've a klubb for naughty boys
At good ole tomzrule.
We nipz and farts and belches too
At good ole tomzrule.

Wild and free and loud we roar,
"Tomzrule we drink to you."
We drink the nipz and make our toast,
"Tomzrule we drink to you."

Chorus
Oh, we've a klubb for naughty boys
At good ole tomzrule.
We nipz and farts and belches too
At good ole tomzrule.