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Taliesin, philosopher and bard, continues his challenging assignment as
tomzrule® Archivist. Memfurs are tirelessly being their gross and disgusting tomz selves and purroudly engaging in egregious behavior, so he's furry, furry busy indeed.
Pages are updated monthly to include new activities as well as records of past events heretofore overlooked in the klubb's dusty archives.
Categories:
|Purrsonality Infurvus|
|Kolumns|
|Tomz Cattitude|
|Pestiferous Gurlz|
Purrsonality Infurvus
These fascinating infurvus by founder Nosey Parker and owners The Wicked Twins also are a source of ideas fur more so-called "bad" behavior.
|Biggie Fries|
|Billy|
|E.T.|
|Fernando|
|Frenchie|
|Indy|
|Jordan|
|Kitkat|
|Nosey Parker|
|Sabrina da Beastie|
|Scooter|
|Sister Catrisha|
|Tang|
|Ziggy|
|Keek & Scooter|
Sam da Man conducted a terrific set of infurvus on how tomz "help" around the house in his Home Handycat series written before he went to the Rainbow Bridge.
February 2002: Royal Washing duh Furmily Car
March 2002: Timmerman Tomz at Werk and
Bentley Marlowe Settin Duh Rekord Strate
April 2002: Orange Tomz: Simba, Booger,
KeeKee
May 2002: Sami Sam and Oscar
June 2002: The Wicked Twins
Kolumns
Bentley Marlowe Bad to the Bone Award
|March 2004 - Fernando|
|April 2004 - Jordan|
|May 2004 - Kitkat|
|June 2004 - Shamus Blue|
|July 2004 - E.T.|
|August 2004 - Scooter|
|September 2004 - Royal|
|October 2004 - Sheik Ollie Babble|
|November 2004 - Bandit and Billy|
|December 2004 - The Wicked Twins|
|January 2005 - Frenchie|
|February 2005 - Sammeye|
|March 2005 - Ebersotoms|
|April 2005 - Davy|
|May 2005 - Omar and Romeo|
|June 2005 - Dorian Gray|
|July 2005 - Opie|
|August 2005 - Bruce|
|September 2005 - Biggie Fries|
|October 2005 - Murff|
|November 2005 - Moke the Magnificent|
|December 2005 - Mascot Chuck|
|January 2006 - Max Taylor|
|February 2006 - KeeKee|
|March 2006 - Fox, Spud, and Mercury|
|April 2006 - Ned and Ernie|
|May 2006 - Amos and Andy|
|June 2006 - Spirit|
|July 2006 - Tiger da Turrible|
|August 2006 - Chuck Edwards|
An imposter is among those applying fur klubb memfurship.
Can the Woods Patrol spot the imposter before she gets into the klubbhouse?
Join Moke the klubb's new Cattorney-at-Law as he visits
Paddy's Pub.
The klubb could be sued if Bitsy's Reticule isn't returned. But do the tomz have it?
Roving Repurrters Omar and Romeo in the Terrace Cafe:
|Nov/Dec 2004|
|Jan 2005|
The Wicked Twins Editorial Mewsings in their Office:
|Nov/Dec 2004|
|Jan 2005|
|Feb 2005|
Delli's Legal and Lifestyle Advice
|March 2004|
|April 2004|
McGee's Gourmet Gardener
|April 2004|
|May 2004|
|August 2004|
Tomz Cattitude
- Chuck's Poker & Craps Game
- Freya goes out with the gurlz so Chuck invites the tomz ovfur fur a party. He hasn't told her of his plans, but he assures the tomz, "Fweya won't care."
- Mew Years Celebration
- Since they're always bit nipzed out, tomzrule® memfurs on Mew Years Eve -- how bad can they be?
- Nipzterbaccy Spitting Cattest
- As soon as the klubb was founded, memfurs met at Paddy's Pub and had a bragging cattest about their spitting prowess. Can they beat the world record?
- Shocking the Guests
- Tomz share tips on how to gross out those hoomin beans that invade our homes.
- International Nipzbeer Drinking Compurrtition
- On St. Patrick's Day, 2002, the nipzbeer flowed freely as klubb memfurs gathered for an evening of even more excessive drinking than usual. Meet the record-shattering tomz.
- Water Werks
- Memfurs share tips on how to cool off in hot weather, or when a tom getz overheated chasing his sisfurs away from his fude bowl.
- Kitkat is 19!
- September 2002 saw a major celebration at Paddy's for the klubb's oldest memfur.
- Annifursary Cattests
- November 2002, the klubb's furst annifursary, saw cattests for klubb song and banner as well as more ways to behave in a gross and disgusting manner.
- KeeKee's Kickoff Rally
- Labor Day weekend 2003. Tomz gather at Paddy's to support a fellow feline's decision to fight fur kitty freedom by running fur Purrsident with Biggie Fries as Catpaign Manager.
- Grosser Ree Stower
- Flaunt your bad ways! Tee shirts, swim trunks, foil-lined caps, and many other items with the klubb insignia are available as are banners, buttons, and web page backgrounds. And don't furget nipzterbaccy spittoons!
- Luau Room at Paddy's Pub.
- Tomz meet in their privut Hawaiian Purradise setting and enjoy fude, nipz, and hula dancing by those Hula Honeys, Littlefoot and Bambi. Hubba, hubba. Be sure to read Investigatiff Repurrter Freya's interview with Littlefoot and Bambi at the BFCC.
Pestiferous Gurlz
- Gurlz Behaffin Badly
- Don't miss the "Wall of Shame" fur proof that gurlz aren't always ladylike.
- Broken Window
- How did the klubbhouse window get broken? Does it have anything to do with suspicious gurl behavior nearby?
- At BFCC
- Investigatiff Repurrter Freya interviewed Nosey Parker and then, being a gurl, couldn't resist snooping around the klubbhouse. She was warned not to go there.
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Credits:
Backgrounds from Dark Star Graphics.
Taliesin's bardic robe and Archives decor by Royal Artist at Bitsy's Castle.
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