BORN TO BE BAD!!!!!!!!!
[to the tune of Born To Be Wild - thanks The Doors :) ]

[four bar introduction]

Get your belchings going
Fart for all your worth
We're big bad Tomz
And we're so disgusting
We scare those gurlz away
We drink and we brag a lot,
We fart and we belch so bad!
We're Tomz and we are BAD!

Get your peeing happening
All over the floor
Make those gurl run fur cover
From our most disgusting smells
Our pee stinks like hell but
What do we care
Like the true tomz we are
We Were Born to Be BAD!
We'll drink, drink and drink!
More and More
Till we pass out
On the floor!

BORN TO BE BAD!

BORN TO DRINK!

BORN TO BE TOMZ

TOMZRULE FOREVER!!!!!!

[instrumental- drinking time, wet the whistle for the next verse! one bar drum solo is the cue!]

Raise your glasses higher!
Drink your nipz faster!
We are all one body
We love our Klub
We can be ourselves
We love our Club
We're gonna be oh so Bad
We are going to fly
Like the True tomz we are
We gonna be bad bad bad
we gonna drink and drink some more
We gonna fly!

BORN TO BAD!

BORN TO DRINK!

BORN TO BE TOMZ!

TOMZRULE FOR EVER!

[drink, pass out and sing some more!]