TOMZRULE SONG
[tune of Wabash Cannonball]

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Oh, weeze da cats ob Tomzrule,
Ands weeze nose wear it's at,
Mew shud comeds ands joints ust,
Ift mewr a big Tom cat.

Weeze ars da cats ob Tomzrule,
Ands weeze bees furry gwose,
NP is ars leeder,
Heese keepeds ust ons ars toes.

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Weeze hast sum stinky sisfurs,
Dat sits around and drool,
Thems bees reely ugly,
Ands dems knot tew kewl.

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Weze purrtecks ars clubhouse,
Furom dems stoopid gurlz,
Den weeze goes tew Paddy's Pub,
Fur nipzbeer and sum grub.

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Weeze laks tew burp and farts and pees,
Cuz weeze bees furry swell,
Ands ift mew donut lals ust,
Well mew can goeds tew H___!

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