[to the tune of Devil Went Down to Georgia]

An old tomz went out cattin
to give the girls a thrill
Ran into a couple budz
That had some nipz to kill
They told him about a klubb
that is just fur tomz
keep him off the street
keep him safe and warm
And let him drink his fill
And let him drink his fill

He went with his budz who took him to the klubb
He had a few nipz and even had some grub
He sat around and told tall tales
about his cattin days
His budz said mew should join the klubb
and change mewr wandfuring ways
and change mewr wandfuring ways

Now when he goes out cattin
The gurlz no longer run
They want to go to the tomz only klubb
where they can have some fun
The old tomz gives them a cold shoulder
He is so furry purroud
He belongs to TomzRule
There are no gurlz allowed
There are no gurlz allowed