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Tomz are arriving from far and from farther to celebrate Paddy's Day at Paddy's Pub. Where else can they indulge themselves in gross and disgusting bad-boy behavior safely away from prissy sisfurs?
Dwnn tends bar while Paddy's gone to the cellar to tap a few more kegs of nipz. One of the klubb's most appurrciated benefits is the limousine service that transports memfurs to and from Paddy's making it unnecessary fur any memfur ever to have to suffer the exertions of self-control as "designated driver."
The klubb motto
We are Bad: We roar loud
We are Bad: We are purroud
certainly will be expressed on Paddy's Day!
TONIGHT -- STARRING IN FURSON -- THE OREOS!
This famous combo, comprised of memfurs of tomzrule® privut boyz klubb, is purrforming the songs nominated as Paddy's Official Nipzdrinking Song. Many of the Oreos have won the Bentley Marlowe Bad to the Bone Award, and all have been nominated because of their consistently egregious behavior.
So grab a mug or pitcher of nipz and join the singing. Don't forget to take a souvenir card with you!
Drinking song entries:
Biggie Fries
Dragon and Mr. Spock
Royal
Shamus Blue
Taliesin
Meet the catposer of the official nipzdrinking song at the
Award Ceremony.
Take home a souvenir:
Souvenir and Credits
Looking fur the Hula Honeys, Littlefoot and Bambi? Step into the Luau Room. The show's about to begin -- and what a show, hubba hubba!
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