Da Tomzrule tomz is on da prowl
come on an listen to us howl
We iz the grossest tomz around
an at Paddy's is where we bee found

Refrain:
mew out ... meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o....
meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o
come mew out loud...come mew at Paddy's Pub ..
meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o

We needs ta get away furom doze gurlz
we burp an pee an haff no curlz
We has marked alla da terri-tory
Tomzrule is da bestest place to bee

Refrain:
mew out ... meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o....
meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o
come mew out loud...come mew at Paddy's Pub ..
meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o

So if yu iz da grossest tomz around
join da Tomzrule where yu caint be found
Ya gets ta bee yourownself dere
an nary a nipz yu gonna hafta share

Refrain: mew out ... meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o..
meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o
come mew out loud...come mew at Paddy's Pub ..
meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o

da end:
come mew out loud...come mew at Paddy's Pub ...
meow-o-meow-o-meomie-o