Bouncer: I'll have to see your tomzrule® memfurship card - only memfurs admitted 'cept on Ladies Night, and this sure ain't Ladies Night! [Note: Ladies admitted to klubb's Terrace Cafe when accompanied by tomzrule® memfur.] Paddy: And it's welcome you are to Paddy's Pub, boyz. I'll just slide a few brews down the bar; grab one as it goes by.
Paddy: And it's welcome you are to Paddy's Pub, boyz. I'll just slide a few brews down the bar; grab one as it goes by.
Pay no attention to the racket; it's just some of the tomz playing darts and dancing on the tables. Meet the "regulars".
Looking fur the Hula Honeys, Littlefoot and Bambi? Step into the Luau Room. The show's about to begin -- and what a show, hubba hubba!
Special Events at Paddys Drinking and farting and spitting compurrtitions often are held at Paddys as well as Mew Yeerz Eve, catchelor parties, and other repulsive (mewhaha) events. Links to them can be found in the klubb's Archives.
You'll be joining the singing, lads, but then you'll be wanting to stop by the back room to see The Paddy Dancers traditional step dancing.