The Oreos purrforming fur yewr nipzing plezzure

Royal's Entry

Tune: Bonnie Blue Flag


We are a bunch of Tom cats from the Tomz Rule Club,
And we're all here together gettin nipzed at Paddy's Pub,
There's pizza and there's WildCat Brew; There's Kwispy Kwemes here tew,
All for disgusting Toms just like mwe an mew.

Refrain:
ME-OW!
ME-OW!
Disgusting toms, Meow,
Meow fur da disgusting Tomz gettin nipzed at Paddy's Pub,
Meow fur da disgusting Tomz gettin nipzed at Paddy's Pub.

We're dancing on da tabuls as we all belch and fart,
Bwing on dem Hubba Gurlz - can't wate fur dem tew start.
I'll buy a round fur mew - mew buy a round fur mwe,
And we'll both get nipzed sittin unfur tabul tree.

Refrain:
ME-OW!
ME-OW!
Disgusting toms, Meow,
Meow fur da disgusting Tomz gettin nipzed at Paddy's Pub,
Meow fur da disgusting Tomz gettin nipzed at Paddy's Pub.

We'll howl an we'll yowl an carry on all nite,
Cuz we are disgustin Tomz just doin watt bees rite.
And if ar mugs gits empty while singin dis refrain,
Just gib em all tew Paddy an he'll fill dem up again.

Refrain:
ME-OW!
ME-OW!
Disgusting toms, Meow,
Meow fur da disgusting Tomz gettin nipzed at Paddy's Pub,
Meow fur da disgusting Tomz gettin nipzed at Paddy's Pub.


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Credits:
The Oreos: Front row left to right: Bandit, Frenchie, Scooter, Sammy, Biggie Fries
Back row from left to right: Sheik Ollie Babble, E.T., Davy, Tux, Billy
Backgrounds from Bitsy's Boutique.