Paddy's place is where us tomz meet
deres no finer pub around
come and dance upon da tables
chug a lug some nipz beer down

and when mewer mug is empty
Paddy's glad to pour mew more
mew wont find no stinky gurls here
mwe gotz bouncers at da door

Chorus

Mwe can join da spitting contest
mew can even mark da wallz
mew can belch and cough up hairballz
mew can fart and caterwahl

so come on down and join us
it is bound to be da bomb
all of uz is glad to have mew
just as longk as mews a tom.

repeat...