[Royal, catposer of klubb's theme song and in whose honor the
drinking sonk cattest was held, purrsents the award to winners.]

ROYAL:   Well Spock an Dragon, afur lisnin tew aw dem sonks it r eezy tew sees wize duh voatin wuz cloze. Mew sonk wind, and I'se nose dat aw da Tomz gonna bees reel onered tew sink mew sonk when weeze gitton nipzed at Paddy's.

Sow wifowt furfur ado I'se wood lak to purrsent dis well desurfed award tew mew guyz Spock and Dragon for righten da besest dwinkin sonk.

DRAGON:   Fangu, Royal, fur dose kind werds and fur dis splendid purrize. My brofur and I beez appurreciative of dis award.

I want to say fangu to Da Oreos fur playing all the songs. Dey're a grate band. I alsew want to say fangu to all tomz who voted -- no matter who dey voted fur. Tomz beez gross and disgusting, but awl in duh spirit of funz. I only hope our sonk catributes to duh noisy funz fur all!

MR. SPOCK:   I would like to second dat, Dragon, and also fangu Meowmie. Offun when Dragon and I gitz home at 4:00 a.m. lowdlee singing, Meowmie wakes up and joins in wif us. She makes a sort of gurgling sound datz a furry good continuo. Yep, she encourages us lukky tomz in ourown bad waze!!

I wuld like ta tank alla da Agents fur takin da time and effort ta create dese wonderpurr songs. YU iz all winners!!

LISTEN AND SING: The award-winning song

ENJOY THE CATTEST: Paddy's Day at Paddy's Pub

HEAR ROYAL'S AWARD-WINNING: Klubb theme song

The Award!

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