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Gurlz Behaffin Badly
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Royal repurrtz, "Won time da mistress wers cleenin owt herz closet an putted
sum close on da tabul. As mew kin planely sees in dis picfur, I'se [shown on left] bees garden da close sow dat nosewon steels dem. Mew kin also and tew sees mize ugly sisfur Lucy gettin cat hairs alls ofur sum ob doze close. Herz donut haf a tale sow wenn sheese sits on dem close dems getteds reel stinky frum herz butt."
Moke emews, "Look at this. Troubie hogs all the drinks, watfur, nipz mew name it. It has to stop! Rap and I nefur get anything -- she drinks it all."
The greatly loved Madam Troublinski ("Troubie") has gone to the Rainbow Bridge.
Visit her Memorial Page created by Auntie Do.
Troubie isn't the only greedy goblin gurl. Keekee's sisfur Sara also helps herself to whatever she wants when thirst attacks.
Sara had this pathetic explanation for her misbehavior:
Wells, Misfur Smardypants Parker.....
Jess fur mewr infurmashun, I wuz knot dueing nuffin bad. Mew sees, I
reeded, somwares on da infurnet, dat hoomins likes kitty slobbfurs in
dere watfur. I wuz jess due my jobb, as a gud liddle gurl, an makes da
watfur tastee.
Soze dere!!!
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah.....Sara
Poor Keek. Sara isn't his only misbehaving sisfur.
Keekee sez, "Mewsss guyz....We has to bees furry carefur dat Bambi knot gets into Paddy's. She wills lik all da butfur offa da popkorn. Dis pichure bees effurdense a dis!!"
Bambi (who also wrecked Keek's catillac during the Fourth of July Purrade) hissed the following complaint about the purrlication of this photo:
Mewsss Misfur Nosey Parker (aka gross an disgustin tom),
Wiles I haff beed node to licks all da butfur offa da popkorn, dere bees
a fue offur fing dat I wuds likes to sets strate.
Furse, an mose impurrtand, bees da fack dat I is knot da won dat steel
da turkeymeat. I is jess a daintee gurl an likes to nibbels on my
turkeymeat; butt, KeeKee eat hisown turkeymeat so fass dat he make bigg
pyle a frow ups, an den he eat alla myown turkeymeat.
Alsos, I is knot fat!! I is jess bigg bone!!
I eggspeck a apurrlogize furm mew, KeeKee, an all da tomz dat maline my
gud repurrtashun.
Disrespeckfurryly mewrs,
Bambi Jackson
Tang and SnowPuff have a lot of trouble with their sisfurs, too. They emew, "Here be some pikshures for yew of Misty and Keedie showing how nasty dey can be as our sisfurs. Here yew see Misty and Keedie hafing a show down wif SnowPuff over duh fude and water bowls. Yew kin see he iz cornered by duh two of dem and Keedie is giving him a dirty look.
Duh ofer pikshure shows Keedie on duh fireplace mantel in duh library. Yew kin see she finks she's duh queen of all she surveys. Dey iz really bad gurlz and dey treats us really rotten.
Yore Buddies,
Tang and SnowPuff, duh tired-of-being-bullied-by-gurlz tomz."
Tang has gone to the Rainbow Bridge, and is missed by klubb memfurs.
Read the Infurvu with Tang by Nosey Parker, founder of tomzrule® privut boyz klubb.
Freya, CEO of the BFCC and official tomzrule pinup gurl (photo), likes to act all dainty and delicate. Howevfur, she has her moments of gurlitude. Bet she runs to Auntie Lois and blames this mess on poor little Chuck!
Freya objected to this pikfur and sent me the following email message:
Mr. Nosey Posey Parker Warker,
I hopes dat yu knows dat I finks yu iz da mostest meanest cat in da whole of
creationdom - and even catdom.
I strongly protests dem libelious and deprecatious remarks yu made. Shame
Shame !!! It comes as no surprise tu me, since yu are so gross, I duz
recant them - one and fur all.
Sputter .... fume .... splat ....
An ... an ... I'm shredding each and effury issue of yur dumb Caterwaul
paper. OR better yet, I'm gonna line my litter box wiff it.
Freya,
CEO and President of the BFCC
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