Caught in this empurrassing purrsition, Scooter's sisfur Edwina claimed she was purracticing yoga. Yeah, right.

Edwina can be fierce to foes as Scooter relates in the following story which explains her purrsition in the household.

"When Edwina first came to live at my meowmie's house (she moved in pregnant, had three kittens under the bed) she became one of three kitties my meowmie had then. Two were my older brofurs who have passed over the Rainbow Bridge and I never knew them.

In the evenings, the three of them would relax on the front lanai and enjoy the evening air. A Tom from down the street sometimes came by and would sit on the pavement outside the screen and visit. One evening, he must have taunted Edwina or she had simply had enough of the ponce. My meowmie heard a loud bang! Both of my brofurs came running into the house. When my meowmie went onto the porch, a huge hole was in the screen and she could hear cats screaming.

Meowmie quickly ran outside only to find that there were no kitties to be seen. She thought she would never see Edwina again and called for her, looking all over the yard. When she came back to the house, Edwina was waiting patiently on the doorstep. After that, the visiting kitty would never come into the yard; he always walked past the house on the street and never even touched the grass."