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Gurlz Behaffin Badly
Wall of Shame
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Poor Rescue Ranch Boyz. Always working so hard around the ranch, and then this happens to them! The astonishing mews came from Fernando, "Hay yous guys, her name is Susie an she sorta weird lukin, dont yous think? I keepin my distance till I shur she not beez a alienz!"
There was a further surprise in store. Ferny repurrted, "Yous guyz, dis be terrible. Meowmie took Susie to our V*t today fur a checksup and shots. Welll little
Susie juss mite be pregnalasized, dey gonna check agin in 2 weeks.
Keeps yur paws crossed it knot be true. Weez don't want da pitter patter uf little claws at da Ranch.
Ugh, Patooie, juss when tings wuz goin gud. Meet me at
Paddys, I needs to taiwon on MOL"
Biggie Fries posted a message on the boyz bully bord,
"Emurjencee! Paddy's, NOW! Noo SISFUR! I needz a nipz, budz, NOW! A noo SISFUR juss mofed in! I knots allowed tu see her, much less sniffs her, butts I kin HEAR her! I cot her on my hidden cambra, tu. Lawzy, I fink I iz gonna beez sikk."
Royal commiserated, "I'se bys mew a roun bud. House cud dem dew dat tew mew? Mew awreddy gotteds tree stinky gurlz in mew haus. Mew din knead an udder won. Dem shud haf gotted a Tom sow dat mew cud haf a buddy to hep mew."
"Onliest here tu daze and alreddy egiblible fur da wall......OF SHAME!
Don't let dis fuel you, she a bad gurl frough and frough.
She eated my fud dis mornin."
"Dis is da lass strawl....." mews Biggie. That uppity sisfur has taken ovfur his bed!
When asked his new sisfur's name Biggie repurrlied, "Her name beez 'da kitty watt is gonna get anofur home as sune as she ofur her code'. Isn't dat a sweet name fur a gurlkitty?"
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Stuck-up white kitty graphic from Daisy's Creations
Backgrounds from Bitsy's Boutique.
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