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Gurlz Behaffin Badly
Wall of Shame
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Bentley sent these photos of Chrissy and mewed, "See how bad my ugly, stinky sisfur iz! Her in meowmie's GUDE bag, so I habbin' tew guard it, & make shure her donot tear it up!"
Ben continues, "See, her won't git owt, I hadda moob tew dis side tew guard it!"
Poor Ben. Trying to purrtect his meowmie's propurrty while Chrissy is trying to whack him!
Gurl-induced trauma has long-lasting effects as Ferny, Davy, Sheik Ollie Babble, Beau, and Dorian attest, "Effun dough she has gone to da bridge, we guyz wants you to see dis pitcher of da Queenie Elizabeth. Talk bout bad gurlz, she punched us all out juss like dis when we furst came here. Den we sposed to be fraid and let her haff effurrything. She be a bully when meowmie wuzn't lookin!!! Pleez puts her on the wall of shame :)"
Although Freya has protested elsewhere about the purrblication of pictures discrediting her ladylike pretentions [see photo and letter], more photos arrive daily attesting to her disrespect for the propurrty of Auntie Lois. Seems that Freya is a "nosey parker", too.
Secret agents repurrt, "I fink dat Fweya wuz looking fur Auntie Lois's charge card. Freya iz broke all da time."
The repurrt continues, "Here is Freya sneeking intu da baffroom cabinet.
Freya luff tu chew on dat paper dat iz wrapped around dem white rollz of paper. I fink dat Freya mite be addicted tu it. Only an addict wud chew on paper, I fink. Shud I take her tu PA (Paper Anonymousie)"?
Several sources sent us this photo of Freya raiding the frig. One mewed, "It is so terrible an scandalous an incredulous dat I hate tu send it." Yes, it *is* shocking.
A paper eating, desk plundering, greedy goblin of a gurl. Guess she considers it part of her duties as Invesfurgatiff Repurrter to seek stories everywhere MOL!
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