Collected Poems of Ghost Kitty
[The tom known as "Ghost Kitty" began sneaking poems into the tomzrule® office in July of 2005. Its topic was the NASCAT Rally. Other poems were discovered at intervals thereafter. Below are all the poems by Ghost Kitty given in the reverse order of their receipt.]
[See Ghost Kitty's special Christmas 2005 poem.]
Halloween When moonlight casts an eerie glow
and shadows on mine wall are made.
I purlay wiff dem, I do not hide
cause I'm a tom, I'm not affraid.As howling winds bring on a chill
and spooky forms come out to purrlay
I raise da furr up on mine back
and warn dem all to stay away.But, what's dis rapping at mine door?
Oh, meowmie , purrlese don't let dem in.
dis horde of little hooman fiends
do skeer me right out of mine skin.by Ghost Kitty, October 2005
Mine IdentityTwice guessed haz been mine idenity.
a graphics award dere will be three,
for furst, second and third place prize,
plus one fur "all" dat made it fun, besidez.by Ghost Kitty, September 2005
Da Mighty CatDa mighty cat spontaneously sleeps
Like a mouse goes after cheese.
While da mighty cat dweams of da chase,
a lion him dweams him beez.When da mighty cat awakenz
His mind is on da mouse.
But true to feline instinct,
He's done cleaned out da house.by Ghost Kitty, September 2005
September ThoughtsMwe iz Tomz, beware!
Mwe iz strong and brave and fwee!
Mwe stalk, pounce, and swat,
And strut, cause proud mwe beez!by Ghost Kitty, September 2005
The NASCATall da smiles on kitty faces
carz zoom zooming at da races
mewing all da ohhs and ahs
to da mighty clapping of da kitty paws.by Ghost Kitty, July 2005
|Collected Poems by Ghost Kitty| |Ghost Kitty Answers Your Questions|
Background Reading:
|Who is Ghost Kitty?|
|Ghost Kitty Appears|
|Ghost Kitty's Identity Revealed|