Ghost Kitty Appears
[The above image was found in the tomzrule® klubbhouse along with
answers to questions that memfurs posted on the boyz bulletin bord.
Ghost Kitty has volunteered to answer questions from ovfur kitties.]
KeeKee asked: I wuds like to ask da ghost kitty iffen meowmie gonna finds out who clawed up da woodwork around da baffroom door?Ghost Kitty: Withdraw and conceal mewself. Deal wiff da situashun from a distance. Da surrounding circumstances may not be favorable; dere beez a bad moon rising.
Fox, Spud, and Mercury asked: Dear ghost kitty, why do gurl kitties beez so nasty and snotty some timez?
Ghost Kitty: Mew must catsider da masculine-positive force, and da feminime-negative force. Da yin and da yang. Also da ting, tang walla-walla bing bang.
Wicked Twins asked: Yo, ghost kitty. When Hadarah drops turdz all ober da house, how do Iz keep meowmie furom fingking itz wun of us?
Ghost Kitty: Do not fret, Twinz. She will know it is Hadarah by da "shape" of fingks to come.
Ghost Kitty also left the following clue to his identity:
Mine IdentityTwice guessed haz been mine idenity.
a graphics award dere will be three,
for furst, second and third place prize,
plus one fur "all" dat made it fun, besidez.
Kitties used these clues to guess Ghost Kitty's identity and soon ...
