A December Poem by Ghost Kitty

[The tom known as "Ghost Kitty" began sneaking poems into the tomzrule® office in July of 2005. Its topic was the NASCAT Rally.

Other poems were discovered at intervals thereafter and can be found in the Collected Poems of Ghost Kitty.]

Shamus Paws is Coming to Town

I was takin a nap
woke up in the night
all us bad toms
are in for a fright

Santa Claus ain't coming to town

He made up his list
and gone through it twice
He knows that we stink
We've never been nice

Santa Claus ain't coming to town

We been nipzing down at Paddy's
farting all night long
coughing up dem hairballs
and singing dirty songs.

I was takin a nap
woke up in the night
all us bad toms
are in for a fright

Santa Claus ain't coming to town

He made up his list
and gone through it twice
He knows that we stink
We've never been nice

Santa Claus ain't coming to town

So, I'm making a plan
got me a suit
some boots and a hat
and a big bag of loot

Shamus Paws is coming to town

So now I have my own list
the tomz wont have to fear
the gurls can all have Santa
cause Shamus Paws is here

I'm bringing us nipz
wrapping up toys
gonna give treats
to all mew bad boys

Yes Shamus Paws is coming to town!

by Ghost Kitty, December 2005