Catfurnet's premier purrblication of mews & mischief June-September 2014 HADARAH ANNOUNCES We're Baaack! After years of silence, the Caterwaul Chronicle is back with every intention of continuing to encourage mischief and mayhem by its readers. Dereliction of their purrblishing duty by my rowdy brofurs, The Wicked Twins, has convinced me that is is my duty to assume leadership. Caturally, Ah have many plans for this purrblication such as . . . . Continued DWNN (A WICKED TWIN) RESPONDS Bossy Sisfur, Beware! Whoa, Nelly! Or better — Woe, Hadarah! I own the Chronicle! Was it fur this dagblasted mews that I left my poker game when I was building a straight? NO! NO! NO! This will not stand! I'm contacting Taliesin at once. Dat pestiferous sisfur won't get away with this latest example of prissifed pompousnesss. Wicked Twins Make Plans FUNZ AND GAMEZ Relax and Play Do a jigsaw puzzle, play Hangman or Concentration. Test your IQ. But howevfur hard he tries to purrsuade you, do not, repeat, NOT, play poker with Dwnn. With Dwnn, poker is not a game of chance. Games Room SHOW YOUR PURRIDE Brag About Branz Copy graphic (these two are the only one ones on this site that are free for copying) to your hard drive, and post it on your web page with a link back to https://tsimmesnet.tripod.com/caterwaul/index.html so everyone knows you are a kitty not to be messed with. Too rambunctious to boss around and much too smart to train into submission! These graphics are part of a set from our favorite shopping place: NINE LIVES OF LEARNING Feline Academy Opens Make your lives more exciting with classes — and NO exams! Caterwaul Chronicle announces the opening of Nine Lives of Learning with classes on birds, monster hunting, etc. Visit the exercise class and keep fit so you can jump on counters and eat the chicken. It's opening day, and you're invited. The Academy UPCOMING HOLIDAYS Celebrations Galore Nine lives is simply not enough time fur partying! Naps are impurrtant, but celebrations always are a priority. The Wicked Twins invite you to join them and celebrate some holidays during the period covered by this issue of The Caterwaul Chronicle. Flag Day – June 14 Independence Day – July 4 Dog Days of August The fun-loving felines at The Tyger's Den invite you join their summer fun: 4th of July Pajama Party Beach Party The Cats of Mrraoworks invite you to join them at the Purring Paws Beach Party (Pee Ess: Send us the addy of any holiday pages on your site so we can invite evfurrycat to visit.) PURRENTAL GUIDANCE Thanks, Hoomin Beans We are forced to admit that we cannot do evfurrything fur ourselves. Let us show our apurrciation with more than head bonks. Does your hoomin bean sneak in some time from adoring and obeying you to work on a web page that's about hoomin stuff? Then send us that link (catfurnet@gmail.com), and we'll add it here. Also included are some links to pages about cat health, safety, and welfare. Our Purrents & Cat Welfare PARTNERS IN PURRBLICATION Don't Miss the Fun! The Wicked Twins and Hadarah have been memfurs of the Back Fence Cat Club for years. The monthly purrblicaton has lots of good stuff that no kitty should miss. Visit BFCC About Caterwaul Chronicle Caterwaul Chronicle is owned by Dwnn, of The Wicked Twins. Purrblishers are The Wicked Twins, Dwnn and Taliesin. Editor-in-Chief is Hadarah, Empress of All. Contents Copyright © 2003-2014 by its creators. All rights reserved. Credits Many of the graphics are from Advice and assistance from SassyJazmine of the BFCC is also appreciated.