The Wicked Twins — those rowdy, rambunctious, rascals — are furevfur embarrassing me. To have such brofurs. Woe and alas! Instead of purrblishing this mewletter, they've been spending all their time farting around (literally, no doubt) at that stupid tomzrule boyz klubb getting nipzed and who knows what else. Ah've no doubt that Dwnn has been cheating at cards, too. Not that anycat has evfur caught him cheating. But Ah ask you, don't you think winning 4,642 consecutive hands of poker stretches the laws of probability just a wee bit? Well, Ah'm putting an end to all that! Not to the hanging out at Paddy's Pub, goodness no, let them stay there, and let me use their favorite napping spots at home. No, Ah'm putting an end to their ignoring their purrblishing duties. Ah am taking ovfur the Caterwaul Chronicle and running it myownself! As any gurlkitty will understand, Ah began by clearing out and repainting. The whole place was full of moldy, left-over pizza and empty nipz bottles. The walls were all sooty from the seegars those boyz smoke allathyme. It was simply too disgusting fur gurlz. So, Ah'm having the Chronicle offices redecorated. Ah'm sure the Twins will realize the necessity and apurreciate my efforts and compliment me on my good taste. The Caterwaul Chronicle will be a quarterly journal with mews fur gurlz as well as tomz. Ah've arranged for Brandee to run fitness classes to help us keep agile so that we can manage our households more easily with energy to explore all those forbidden places like the closet shelves and behind the refrigerator. SassyJazmine and her fursibs have been prime movers in the establishment of the new Nine Lives of Learning academy with some exciting classes. This will be a growing collection. Would you like to be a Repurrter or maybe a Contributing Editor? Would you like to give a lecture in the academy? Ah would luff to have articles and classes on all sorts of subjects, so if you would like to contribute an article, a class, or maybe have a regular column just emew me at catfurnet@gmail.com and let me know what you'd like to mew about. The next issue will be in October, but we should discuss plans now. Possible topics: Article(s) about famous cat (real or fictional) or cat-loving human Your favorite games How to tease siblings Cattitude Column with articles of opinion about vets, squirrels, tv shows, etc. Maybe you have other suggestions. Great! Do let me know if you're interested in getting purrblished. Credits: Thank you, SassyJazmine of the BFCC for helping with the redecoration of my office!