Every Fourth of July Americans pause to pay their respects to the nations' Founders. What we often do not pause to remember is that many of these Founders were TOMS! Gross and disgusting memfurs of today's tomzrule® privut boyz klubb honor the memory of the Toms of the Revolution. Mind yew, they weren't just any toms: These toms were REVOLTING!
Gross and disgusting memfurs of today's tomzrule® privut boyz klubb honor the memory of the Toms of the Revolution. Mind yew, they weren't just any toms: These toms were REVOLTING!
"BTW: Did you know he was British and that once when he was in France, the French wanted to deport him to England, but the British govt wouldn't accept him? MOL He wuz as much trubble as a I am!"
"Tom Jefferson liked to invent things and is responsible fur many clever inventions. I am responsible fur inventing many clever ways to be gross and disgusting!"
"I tink dat I will haf to fite meeny wars fur my tomly purrogatives and freedoms from dat Susie. I wunder wheffur she will evfur stop pesterfikating me and let me enjoy sum tranquillity!"
"I tink myown fortune and health are being wrecked by dose sisfurs of mine, so I chase dem arown duh howse to maintain myown independence. MOL."
"My furmily background includes dat ole kwene Bitsey witch makez it impurrsible fur anny tom to feel cheerful and well disposed. Going to Paddy's Pub and carousing wif my palz makes me feel more affable, doh, speshullee wenn I hubba-hubba dose Hula Honeys."
"Meowmie sumtime prisons me and takes me to duh v*t! I donut submit wifowt a fite; I will struggle fur my independence and freedom from sisfurs and v*ts fur nine whole liffes!
"Dat Susie makes me feel sick, but I will knot be deterred from my goal of nipzing, belching, and haffing awl duh wimminz fall in luff wif me."