Indy, Patches, and Playful Eberso
(Indy, Patches, and Playful Eberso)
Indy:   Dis beez a kinda "mixer" where sisfurs and momfurs can meetz tomz who mite beez fun dates fur pardies and tings like Mew Yeerz. Yew gurlz juss tell me if deres anytom yew find intressin enuff fur innerdewsing.

Patches:   Dat wood beez fun, but onlie if dey don't burp in ourown faces. A beau wood beez good, but a wink wood beez beffur. Sigh...

Playful:   Mew fur yewrseff, sisfur. Ize a free spirit who wants to party with a fun-luffing tom who duzzn't want none of dis "commitment" garbage. Sew, Indy Brofur Dearest, don't giff my fone numbfur to any tom watt beez too cirrus.

Indy:   Look at brofur Bootsy swoop down on dat babe. Hope he uses a beffur pick-up line dan "Honey, watt's yewr sign?" mewhaha




Bootsy Eberso and Taffy
(Bootsy Eberso and Taffy)
Taffy:   (I've had the glums ever since Chester left and I no longer have my job at the groj. Maybe some catsome tom will get me a hot dog; that would cheer me up!)

Bootsy:   Yewr Taffy, aren't yew? I'm Bootsy Eberso; yewr brofur Sammye introduced us earlier. Could I get you a hot dog? And maybe we could sit on a bench somewhere and get to know each ovfur beffur.

Taffy:   Why thank you, yes. That sounds most pleasant.

(Also sounds purrmising)
I must admit that few of Sammye's furriends are so well-mannered.
(To say nothing of catsome.)

Bootsy:   (Whata babe! Wunfur if she would meet me here offun. I must ask Sammye's advice.)




Crowley Clan and Furriends
(Crowley Clan with Mull and Sunny Richards:
Bogey, Mull, Frenchie, Clancy, Brindle, Dobbin, Sunny)
Frenchie:   Yo Bogey and Mull, why don't you winks join us?

Bogey:   Mull has been interdoosing me to hiz tomz frenz. Some of duh moss notorious tomz in duh whirl are here! Howsoebbur, dey beez akting purrlite.

Frenchie:   Ov coarse. We nose duh time an playce fur ebburfing.

Brindle:   Dis seams to be duh playce fur fude, fude, fude!

Clancy:   And don't furgit duh 'nipz! Dere beez minny a keg to drain today!


Sunny:   Dobbin, my sweet, are mew as hungry as I am?

Dobbin:   I'm famished, Sunny. I would really like a mouseburger and a nipz

Sunny:   That sounds great! Let's have an order of fries, too.




Goldie, Omar, Romeo, Dolly
(Goldie, Omar, Romeo, Dolly)
Goldie:   Here. Have some of this delicious nipzbeer. I know you'll like it; it's from Paddy's microbrewery.

Omar:   How thoughtful of you! Paddy's brew is my fave.

Romeo:   Favorite brew, it's true. It's as rich, smooth, and pleasant as you girls. I hope that you'll let us see you home. Many, many times. What are you beauties doing Mew Yeerz Eve?

Dolly:   Oh, Romeo, you're so naughty -teehee- Of course, you may see us home. And what are you doing Mew Yeerz Eve?




Tommye and Dwnn
(Tommye and Dwnn)
Tommye:   Evfurryone seems to be enjoying the Terrace Cafe. It's fun to be with so many of our furriends. Hope you feel it was worth all the work you had to do to get the Krispy Kreme franchise and loans and stuff.

Dwnn:   It's furry rewarding to haf built a place where tomz can visit wif dere sisfurs, momfurs, and winks. We can enjoy visiting with all our frenz while haffing duh best donuts, 'nipz, and fude.

Sometimes we tomz chase our sisfurs or pester our momfurs or fail to emew our winks as offun as we shood. Howsoebbur, we tomz appurciate duh gurlz (and meowmies) in our liffes and juss wantz to beez happy togeffur.


And now, Tommye, why don't we get a whole bunch of snocones and throw them at our fursibs Taliesin and Widgy?

Tommye:   What a stinky rotten thing to do!! Of course I'll help you!!




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