(Taliesin and Widgy) Taliesin:   Lukks like Dwnn had a good ideer about building this place fur tomz to bring duh ladies in dere liffes. Widgy:   Opening a Krispy Kreme donut shop beez geenyus! Taliesin:   Yewr duh luffliess gurl heer, my deerest wink. I beez tinking dat Lao Tzu sed, "Duh journey of 1000 smoochies begins wif a single whisker tickle." Widgy:   teeheehee Yewr such a silly billy, but I agrees wif yewr filosofee. (Sheik Ollie Babble and Queen Bitsy) Sheik Ollie Babble:   Luffly lady, iz dis seat taken? Queen Bitsy:   As you can see, it most certainly is! I am just getting ready to slice this lovely ham. Sheik Ollie Babble:   Iz you eggspectoratin sumbody else? Queen Bitsy:   I should hope not! Sheik Ollie Babble:   Good. Cud I haff a ham samwitch? Queen Bitsy:   Of curse not!. There is hardly enough fur me. This knife is furry sharp, so keep your distance! (or better still, just go away.) Baby:   I'll just linger hopefully and maybe some tom will ask me fur a date. I duzzn't want a wink, juss someone to haf fun wif on Mew Yeerz Eve and tings like dat. Unfurtunately, duh tomz I've met today are only interested in one thing -- candy floss! (Baby Eberso) (Charlie Noel, Amber Smoke, BeBeast, Dragon) Charlie:   bbRRRRPP! Sorry 'bowt dat, gurlz. Guess I ate too many maus kabobs. Amber Smoke:   Dat's okay. I did, too. I'd better do some stretching exercises before I pop outta my slacks teeheehee BeBeast:   Let's stroll around and greet all our furriends. Dragon:   Good thinking, luffly one, evfurrykitty seems to be here today. Den afterwards, we can haf some more donuts. Firefly:   Fangu fur bringing me, Billy. You have so many famous frenz! Do you think we'll become famous someday? Billy:   My sweet Firefly, yew alreddy are a famous beauty. We're barely more than kittens compared with many of these kitties. I'm sure you'll achieve many great things in time. Firefly:   Meanwhile, I'm having fun as always when I'm with you. Parties and dances and chasing leaves and eating grasshoppers and so many other good times. (Firefly and Billy)     |Archives|   |Caterwaul Chronicle Front page|   |Paddy's Pub| Credits: Graphics by Auntie Doris, Auntie Cass, and Auntie Susan. Dialogue by Auntie Daphne. Krispy Kreme is the official doughnut of tomzrule®. Visit online.