(Sheik Ollie Babble, Fernando, Davy, Dorian Gray) Sheik Ollie Babble:   HUBBA HUBBA! Duh wimminz at duh nexus table lukk moar delicious dan duh fude! Fernando:   I'll juss sing to dem and lure dem ovfur here. Davy:   We donut haf enuf nipz to share wif gurlz! Dorian Gray:   Whoa! Wattz dat Tyke is dewing? Lukks lyke he'z gibbing nipz to dose gurlz. Wadda waste! (Tyke Eberso, Delli, Izzy, and Leslie Anne) Tyke:   Would you ladies like to share this nipz with me? It's refreshing with burgers as well as with desserts. Delli:   Iz it chocolate flavvured? We gurlz wish dere wuz a chocolate-flavvured nipzbeer and knot awl dat ovur flavvur substytootz. Izzy:   I'm planning to develop chocolate-flavored flowers for us to sell in our shop. I'm manyfamous fur my recipes. Leslie Anne:   Ooooh Tyke, are yu trying to make us tipsy? I've herd about Casanova Catz who take advantage of beeyootifur gurlz like me. I know I'm irresistible, but yu must try. teehee Mr. Spock:   So pleasant to be here with you, my treasure, and to see so many Agents enjoying some time off. Miss Tuxie:   I luffs being with you, dearest. Good fude and good furriends in a relaxing setting -- thanks to the vigilance of Da Agency. (Mr. Spock and Miss Tuxie) (Empress Hadarah and Scooter von Hindenburg Hemingway Brown XXII) Hadarah:   This looks like a good place to sit and purr with each other. You mewed that you have something to discuss with lil ole me. Whatevfur can it be? Scooter:   Well, um - gulp!, well, it's like this - (unfolds a piece of paper, and with paws shaking reads:) Oh, my sweet petunia, Hadarah. You are the fairest of all felines. You have the most supreme combination of Torti/Calico furs, such great beauty and fluffiness, smelling always of rosebuds and lavender. I dream of you and see your pretty eyes in every star in the sky. Oh, Hadarah, won't you please consider being my wink and making me the happiest Tom in the world? Hadarah:   Well, that is a surprise. Ah nevfur know what to expect when you start mewing -giggle- Ah thought you wanted to mew about our Ninja School. Ah will consider your purrposal most carefully ... hmmmm ... It's true that you are a recipient of Bentley's Bad to the Bone Award and you spend enormous amounts of time at Paddy's Pub. Yet you are so purrlite and romantical to lil ole me that Ah cannot think of any answer other than to mew 'yes' -- Ah accept your purrposal. Scooter:   Wow! Oh! I feel dizzy. I have to sit down. You said, "yes" right? Yippee! (smooch smooch) Here is a wee token of my great adoration of you, my divine Hadarah! Hadarah:   Scooter, my beloved, Ah shall cherish both you and this ring furever! (Mimi and Judge Jackie) Mimi:   What!!  I cannot beleef yu sed dat to me, a stranger!! Jackie:   I merely asked wheffur yoo eat popcorn to hepp yoo keep yewr splendiferous figgur and suggested dat I wood like to keep it fur yoo. Mimi:   Such behaffur. And yu a Judge! Jackie:   Furgiff me, fur a minuet I furgot dat I'm Judge Jackie ... Mimi Eberso, I sentenseuhlate yoo to spin a munff in Hawaii wif me.     |Archives|   |Caterwaul Chronicle Front page|   |Paddy's Pub| Credits: Graphics by Auntie Doris, Auntie Nancy, Auntie Cass, and Auntie Sue Ellen. Dialogue by Auntie Sue Ellen and Auntie Daphne. Krispy Kreme is the official doughnut of tomzrule®. Visit online.