Henry:
This is a fine office you've got here, Nosey. Really 'up-town'. But - it's
sort of what I'd expect from a big city columnist like you. Real class.
Nosey Parker:
Why thankee, Henry. I needz a place to coordinate tomzrule® events and to write the mewspaper. Dis furniture is purrty comfy fur gitting on, I tinks.
Henry:
It's nice to have another club for us boyz. We needs places to hang out -
places that are NOT pink ... or purple. Yuck!!! AND we really needed your
club - after those gurlz infiltrated our Boyz Baseball Club. We've got it
secured now - and are open for business again. But THAT was a close call.
Nosey Parker:
Dose gurlz are always poking around trying to check up on us. Poor tings; guess our he-male lives are just so much more interesting dan theirz.
Henry:
Those gurlz just want to take over the whole internet. And where would we
boyz be?
Nosey Parker:
Exactly! We gotta find waze to purrtect ourselves. After all, tomzrule® can't do it alone.
Henry:
We've got to get united. All us fellow pulling together. Wait !!! know
what we need?
Nosey Parker:
Brofur Clubs. We needz Brofur Clubs!
Henry:
Right - exactly right, Nosey. Those gurlz haff got lots and lots of Sisfur
Clubs. They started them years ago!!! Why didn't we think of it? Shall
we - shall we do it?
