Born to be Tomz
[tune by Step-on-a-wolf]

[intro]
Get your legs a-moving
Heading out to Paddys
Looking for a good time
Being away from all the gurlies

My tomz & I are gonna make it happen
Take the world over in a forceful embrace
We can do it Tomz, yes together
Putting gurlz in their rightful place

I like nipbeer & belching
Farts that sound like thunder
Causing havoc & destuction
And blaming gurlz for my blunders

My tomz & I are gonna make it happen
Take the world over in a forceful embrace
We can do it Tomz, yes together
Putting gurlz in their rightful place

Like a true nature's Tomz
We were born, born to be Tomz
We can climb so high
And spit in gurlz eyes
Born to be Tomz
Born to be Tomz
Born to be Tomz