September 2003 offishul purrblication of tomzrule® privut boyz klubb Vol 2 No. 6

BREAKING NEWS
Klubb Ownership Takeover

Dwnn takes over klubb Majority ownership of tomzrule® has passed from Nosey Parker to The Wicked Twins.

The shocking revelation was made by a spokescat for Nosey Parker (aka NP), Founder and Purrsident of the internet's premier klubb for macho tomz that want to be free to be their gross and disgusting selves, who revealed that controlling shares changed paws during a poker game following Bandit's catchelor party.

Cats playing poker The session began at Paddy's Pub, local nipzbrewery owned by the klubb; however, after it was discovered that there was a hole in the ceiling from which an observer was radioing Dwnn's cards to an earpiece NP was wearing, the game was moved to Trail's End Bar.

"I duzzn't unnerstand watt's going own. I thowt I wuz lissening tew Chuck's rap mewsik," protested NP.

After watching Gypsy's show the players resumed the game, and Dwnn won all NP's possessions except a photo of his wedwink Mama Yak Attak. At that point, Dwnn graciously returned NP's Harley, the key to the nipz cellar, and 32% ownership in the klubb.

Wicked Twins Announce Plans


IN THE SPOTLIGHT
Meet Frenchie Crowley

Frenchie strolling around Texas He arrived at his forever home during the Easter season and has kept his furmily hopping ever since with his mischief, his pranks, his je ne sais quoi.

The Infurvu

MORE NEWS
Will KeeKee Run for Purrsident?

KeeKee
Bookies are taking odds that KeeKee will announce his catidacy fur Purrsident in the 2004 catpaign. For weeks catpaign aides have been holding focus groups (most of which become unfocused after nipz-inbibing) to consider the chances. The notorious orange tabby is expected to make his intentions known at a party at Paddy's Pub.

Rumors abound that memfurs of Queen Bitsy's Circle of Charms club fur gurlz are pressing her to run if KeeKee does. The Editor attempted to get a statement from the Castle but was told that "The Queen never comments on rumors. She will, as always, react appropurriately to whatever situation arises."

Announcement Party


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