Winnerz of Furst Annifursary Cattests - - November 2002 - of Caterwaul Chronicle - offishul purrblication of tomzrule privut boyz klubb

Tomz showed off their disgusting ways in the klubb's special contests to celebrate its first anniversary in November 2002. All the entries were excellent -- that is, socially repulsive -- and voting was very close in every category.

Each winner receives a lovely award graphic attesting to his gross and disgusting behavior and a personalized tee shirt with the club slogan.

Meet the winners and click through to see all the entries.

Peeing - range & quantity (graphic w/text) Cattest #1

A true tom never puts down the litterbox lid and doesn't care whether he misses the box or not. He just enjoys filling the house with ammonia-like fumes that send gurlz running away holding their noses.

Winner: Moke the Magnificent:

Moke splatts Troubie wif his disgusting peez

Runner-up: Jasper Jax de Slayer of Mousies
Grossly honorable mention: Buddee Gill and Dwnn of the Wicked Twins

See all the entries in this category at Cattest 1.

Peeing - most disgusting place (text) Cattest #2

Winner: Bentley Marlowe:

"De wurstest purrlace I ebber peed wuz on a picfur on de wall, I cwimbed up on de entertazinment center & peed on meowmie's needlepoint, cause her got a new kitty! I also peed on de libbin room wall! Dat will teach her to not git NO more kitties!"

Runner-up: Moke the Magnificent

Grossly honorable mention: Bandit and Buddee Gill

See all the entries in this category at Cattest 2.

Theme song fur klubb - (text and midi) Cattest #3

A rousing song to sing when we've overinbibed at Paddy's or when our sisfurs are napping on our favorite window sill.

Winner: Royal:

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TOMZRULE SONG
[tune of Wabash Cannonball]
REFRAIN
Oh, weeze da cats ob Tomzrule,
Ands weeze nose wear it's at,
Mew shud comeds ands joints ust,
Ift mewr a big Tom cat.
Weeze ars da cats ob Tomzrule,
Ands weeze bees furry gwose,
NP is ars leeder,
Heese keepeds ust ons ars toes.
[REFRAIN]
Weeze hast sum stinky sisfurs,
Dat sits around and drool,
Thems bees reely ugly,
Ands dems knot tew kewl.
[REFRAIN]
Weze purrtecks ars clubhouse,
Furom dems stoopid gurlz,
Den weeze goes tew Paddy's Pub,
Fur nipzbeer and sum grub.
[REFRAIN]
Weeze laks tew burp and farts and pees,
Cuz weeze bees furry swell,
Ands ift mew donut lals ust,
Well mew can goeds tew H___!
[REFRAIN]

Click cat's name below to enjoy his entry. They're all inspurrational!

Runner-up: Moke the Magnificent

Grossly honorable mention: Buddee Gill, Kitkat, Taliesin of the Wicked Twins.

Banner graphic for klubb (graphic) Cattest #4

Voting was really, really close in the banner category. There was a TIE for winner and each of the other three entries was within five votes of winning!

And the winners are: E.T. (left) and Sluggo (right)

Grossly honorable mention: Buddee Gill, Moke the Magnificent, and Simba

See all the entries in this category at Cattest 4.

Club Slogan - No Cattest

Club slogan, written by Orange Pekoe, was not part of the competition. It's here so that you can see and enjoy it. Moke designed the tee shirt for the Fat is Fun Carnival last summer; it's the design being awarded each winner.

Credits:
Backgrounds from Bitsy's Boutique.