The Wicked Twins meet to announce klubb's future
The Wicked Twins: Dwnn (left) and Taliesin (right)

Taliesin: Where's NP? I thought all the owners were going to be at this meeting. After all, you are going to announce the role each of us will be playing at tomzrule®.

Dwnn: Mama Yak Attak came by, and they went to some biker rally. She's being especially nice to him; he's furry empurrassed about all this.

Taliesin: I should think so! Imagine thinking that we'd fall for that old hole-in-the-ceiling trick! These young tomz think we oldsters don't know anything. We didn't live to be 17 without learning a lot of devious ways to do things. After all they call us The Wicked Twins, not The Stupid Twins.

Dwnn: mew haha. And there's Kitkat turning 20 this month. That old tom knows every trick in the book, and why not? He wrote half the pages!

Taliesin: MOL MOL That's fur sure. But about this meeting...

Dwnn: Yes, this is what I think will be the best way to help klubb memfurs develop their gross and disgusting tomz behavior:

Nosey Parker
Purrsident
Memfurship Director
Director of Mischief and Mayhem Planning
Security Services Liaison with Da Agency
Chief Infurvu Repurrter fur Caterwaul
Taliesin
Editor in Chief of Caterwaul
Archivist
Dwnn
Director of Strategic Planning
Manager of Paddy's Pub

Taliesin: Look at all these boxes of files. It will take months to organize them into archives; I'd better get started right away.

Dwnn: Look. Here's the cartoon our furriend Charlie pawed fur us. It really tells how we got our name! Yep, Tally, I think you'd better get to work setting up the klubb archives.

Taliesin: And you'll be busy managing Paddy's and doing strategic planning. I know what that means ... you're going to get nipzed and then take a nap on the window seat!

Dwnn: mew haha. Exactly. That's my strategic plan.


The Wicked Twins go about their daily routine



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