Murff: I finks dey'll stop singing dat drinkin song now dat Mimi and KeeKee haf gone inside.
Mr. Spock: Is it alwaze this rowdy?
Tux: At least! If mew cud git away from Da Agency and comes heer moar offun, yew wood know dat evfurrywon is quiet tonite!
Murff: Too bad dose imposters [pic] didn't show up. I wuzz gonna dew a strip search on dem! Doze gurlz beez alwaze trying to sneek intew our privut klubb!
Mr. Spock: Let's stand closer to the door so we can hear what Keek says.
Tux: I shore hope dat he'z gonna run fur Purrsident. We cats are tired of politicians pussy-footing around.