Good food, great nipz, disreputable company - and plenty of it. Tomz enjoy excessive quantities of all these in the Luau Room of Paddy's Pub.

All the tomz are overindulging and behaving furry badly as they always do when having tomzfun. Caturally, the Rescue Ranch tomz have indulged freely, too. Furry, furry freely.

Indeed, we wonder if they'll be able to enjoy the floor show. Or even see it.

Davy:   bbRRRRRRRUUPP   Ize releafed dat dere's so much fude. 'Course I nevfur knew Paddy's to leaf a tom hungary.

Dillon:   My belly hertz. Dat usooly meenz dat I haf eated awlmost enuff.

Sheik Ollie Babble:   Speek fur mewrseffs. I duzzn't care sew much abowt duh fude and duh gude nipz. Most of awl, I beez lukking furward to duh hula dancers. I heerz dey beez reel secksy. Mebbee I will add dem to one of my haremz.

Dorian Gray:   Wattz mewr purrference, Ferny? Fude, bevvies, or dancing gurlz?

Fernando:   Dancing gurlz of courz. If dey beez talented, I will join dem scentz I duz a furry macho hoolabalooga. I did eat and drink some, tu, juss tew beez sociable --beeeellllcccchhhh -- I hope duh show starts soon, or Davy will beez unkonchus.