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Gurlz Behaffin Badly
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They keep their noses in the air and act so prissified. They want evfurrywon to think they are purrfect, but tomz know that their sisfurs spend most of their time sucking up to the humans, stealing turkeymeat and sunny windows, and purrtending they nevfur leave stinky stuff in the litter box.
It's time that their true behaffur is revealed to all. Tomz, send a picture of your sisfur that shows her true nature to The Wicked Twins. We will purrblish it here to show what tomz can expect from their sisfurs.
The following was received from Biggie Fries:
Hear is a picher ob my fat bad sisfur Cookie. She all da time get in da pantree.
Luk at dis fat butt! It hardlee fit in da hole big pantree!
Lease she sumtimez get hers.......her get stuck!
And den my furmeowmie -ooooh! Eben my meowmie call her da b*tchy bag ob bonez!
Sadly, I weren't able tew grab da camra in time tew take a picher ob when she opent and getted in da kitchen cabmit ware my meowmie keep her nipzglasses! She busted one! And da glass all landed in my fude bole! I cudda beed kilt! I kep a peece ob da glass fur ebidence. Meowmie haff had tew put a baby lokk on da cabmit!
And dey boff tink dey sew gud....but dey is BAD! Dis is da boff ob dem in MY winder seet!
Dat fatso and dat bag ob bonez beez badder dan enny tom I knoe.
Dis beez a gud pubblik serbice you is offurrin....we is tard ob bean chased wiff camras when kleerly it beez dem gurlz dat beez bad.
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Stuck-up white kitty graphic from Daisy's Creations
Backgrounds from Bitsy's Boutique.
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