When Bad to the Bone Bentley says you're bad ... you are furry bad indeed! So when Ben names a tom as winner of the Bentley Marlowe Bad to the Bone Award, evfurrone pays attention.


Bentley's purrsentation remarks:  Sometimes an Ebersotom werks alone and sumtimes dey werk togetfur fur duh full badness effect. Heer's just wun eggsampull:

"Well, Meowmie gets upsetted wif mwe fur chasing da gurls and scaring dem, mew all nose? If mew donut, I mewin here dat she do. So she taut her skwirt bottle weren't doin da job. Right? Watt she go an do? Buy a super soaker type water gun skwirter! It swirts MWE! Across da room. Hmmmpff! I knot likes dis.

Sooooo. Dis morning wenn she go into da litter box room, I goes into won of my boxes and I sprays owt. IT SHOOTS across da room! Just like her gun...well, maybe knot as far, but it do make a mess and teaches da Meowmie dat I can skwirt if she gonna skwirt!"


The Bentley Marlowe Award Graphic


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Get more tips on how to be Bad to the Bone from this month's winner:
The Wicked Twins infurvu Indy about tricking sisfurs, motorcycles, and an encounter with COP POlly.   The Ebersocats' web home.


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Bad to the Bone award graphic created by Auntie Candy, Meowmie
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