When Bad to the Bone Bentley says you're bad ... you are furry bad indeed! So when Ben names a tom as winner of the Bentley Marlowe Bad to the Bone Award, evfurrone pays attention.


Bentley's purrsentation remarks:  I hab no bad speesiffik reeportz on him lately, but I know he gotta be BTTB because he hasn't reformed since his infurvu by Nosey Parker. He still grosses out his sisfurs by bathing himself on the table, sings the klubb song in French, and brags of his misdeeds on the Brofur Clubs Bulletin Board.

Any tom dat teeches us to mew, "Excusez-moi, mais votre derrière est dans mon espace" meaning "Pardon me, but your butt is in my space!" and "Puisque vous allez à la cuisine, apportez-moi une bière." meaning "Since you're going to the kitchen, bring me a beer." desurffs a prize!

The Bentley Marlowe Award Graphic


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Get more tips on how to be Bad to the Bone from this month's winner:
Nosey Parker infurvus Frenchie.
Frenchie's Trophy Room.


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Credits:
Bad to the Bone award graphic created by Auntie Candy, Meowmie
of tomzrule® memfurs Jasper Jax and Magick, of De Witch & De Kidz.
Backgrounds from Bitsy's Boutique.