Bentley's purrsentation remarks:  I donut any uffur tom who can be so furry bad and so furry tricky, tu. Sammeye beez awlwaze dewing gross and disgusting fings while catvincing Kwene Bitsy dat he beez her "lackey."   MOL

He purrtends to werk at duh Kassle gates until duh Ole Kwene tinks he's werking fur her. Den he goes to his hideaway at Sam's Plaice where he meets wif his palz or wif duh Old Farts. Duh rest of duh tyme he beez at Paddy's dancing *on* duh table until he get zonked and slides *unfur* duh table.

This boy beez more badder dan imaginable! Concats, Sammeye, fur setting a bad eggsampull fur awl tomz!

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