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By night or by day. Alone or in packs. Yelping and yipping. They harass, they chase, they bite, they maim, they intrude upon our territory, they interrupt our meditations. They are evil, unruly d*gs. They must be thwarted!
We Feline Ninja Warriors support CAD (Cats Against D*gs) and are working for Y2K (Yerks2Kanines) Compliance throughout the galaxy. Join us in patrolling to ensure the right to uninterrupted naps and naughtiness for cats. Sponsored by the Back Fence Cat Club, CAD is a universal effort to protect us cats against our enemies. Join us in this mighty endeavor!
Wherever kitties are harassed by d*gs, you will find us. Wherever cats are chased by d*gs, you will find us. Wherever felines cannot nap peacefully, you will find us. You will find us, the Wicked Twins, along with other CAD Feline Ninja Warriors working tirelessly on behalf of the weak and defenseless. We will seek out this enemy and bring him under control.
Enemy captured by Wicked Twins and placed under house arrest.
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FYI: Because of extreme danger risked by CAD membercats, a comprehensive health care plan is available. CAD Care Coverage provides for long term care in the CAD Veterans Hospital, too. The Wicked Twins provide Security Services for the hospital so that combat weary cats do not have to fear sneak attacks by erstwhile enemies. |
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