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{Tour note: The Throne Room is the ceremonial core of Castle Gwyndd.
It is here that
Her Imperial Majesty holds audiences, announces new laws, and catplains about the dwindling number of salmon in Pacific coast rivers.)
Hadarah: Mah message today is simple: kitties don't fail in your duties to awaken your furmilies at the same time evfurry day. Even on week-ends and holidays, your prompt wake-up mews, nudges, and swats are needed lest your hoomin beans lapse into slovenly ways. Left to their own devices some even will attempt to imitate us felines and sleep all day. Such is not their purrogative; they must abdicate their purrsitions on the bed to their cats!
Ah have only one announcement, a reminder actually. Next Fursday is V*t Day -- the day on which all v*terinarians receive their annual vaccinations. The event, as is the custom, will be televised on the Cats Comedy Channel. Betting offices will open at 7:00 a.m. as activity is expected to be heavy. Last year five v*ts fainted at the sight of the needle and a similar response is expected again.
Many have asked about the microchip implants, and Ah feel Ah must issue a clarification. V*ts will not receive the implants until next V*t Day.
Tour:
Entry page
Bedroom
Grand Hallway
Throne Room
Informal Dining Room
Zen Garden
Ballet Studio
Walnut Room
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Hadarah's favorite club
Lots of fun
Credits:
Backgrounds from Backgrounds by Marie.
Copyright © 2014 by Daphne Schor. All rights reserved.
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