Hadarah: Ah'm so glad that we finally got our schedules coordinated fur a relaxed luncheon and mews catchup session. Lovely as y'all always are, Ah must say that y'all look positively glowing today! That means either a new romance or a massage and facial at ElizaCat Arden.
Freya: I luffs ElizaCat Arden! Today I gotted duh facial and nail sculpting.
Susie: It wuz my firstest trip dere. My brofurs gaf me duh toonas to pay fur du whole werkz and sed I shood stay awl day if I wisht. Wunder why dey so nice suddenlee?
Freya: Tu bad I be so broke always, or I wood go there evfurry morning.
Hadarah: Oh, but then we'd miss our ballet class! Have y'all ever had any ballet lessons?
Freya: No, but Meowmie puts bafcloths on my legs, an I du exersizes tu make dem stronger an more lufflee.
Susie: Point purracticing evfurry day fur me! Stretching my legs and pointing my toes wif claws extensionalized. My stinky Rescue Ranch brofurs run away evfur time I du dat, so I duz it offun.
Freya: I duz hi jumps, tu. I wills be able to leap like Barishnahcat. I wills be graceful an beautifur an zephyrlike. Dere will bee applause an roses an fame an fortune, an I can go to ElizaCat Arden's evfurry day.
Hadarah: Why don't we sit down and enjoy our luncheon? We'll begin with shrimp cocktail. We're having mouse tortellini on a bed of fresh catnip leaves followed by tortoni. Chef's little joke for us three torties - MOL. Hope y'all don't mind; especially since there's so much of evfurrything.
Freya: An I'll have a tutu in evfurry color. Mebbee I will wear a diffrunt one evfurry day at ElizaCat Arden's.
Hadarah: Ah understand that ElizaCat Arden's in Mew York Sitty has botox treatments. It works by immobolizing muscles. Ah understand that they offer lip treatments, too.
Freya: *gasp* [whispers: Susie, what du you tink she meant by that?]
Susie: [whispers back: Freya, no one's allowed to mew more than an empress! Just sit quietly and eat, okay?]
Freya: [whispers back: Really?. I ken't belief it.] Yur Impurrial Majestic, haff yur herd da story bout when I wuz at da Arizona Biltmore? Yu'll juss die laffing. You see, I wuz ...
Hadarah: Sorry, Freya, but Chef will be hurt if you don't sit quietly and pay attention to eating. [to herself: And give our ears a rest. Bet Freya mews in her sleep!.]
