Welcome to the tomzrule® double-celebration of Paddy's Day!

Tonight we are purroud to host the finals of the International Nipzbeer Drinking Compurrtition! [ Meet the finalists in their official drinking caps.] These six tomz have been purracticing with great zeal fur this momentous occasion.

The rules are simple:  All mugs are of equal capacity. To win, a cat must drink one more mugful than any other cat. Losing consciousness or losing one's stomach contents causes disqualification. The current world record is 9 pints.

The second event happening tonight is Buddee Gill's catelor party. Yes, Buddee is soon to be wedwinked to the beyootifur Angel. Every tom not competing in the cattest will be supplied with all the nipzbeer he can drink in celebration of the nuptials!

Now click on the mug and follow the klubb pipers into Paddy's for an evening of excessive nipz consumption and riotous behavior!