Fude Stand





NP & Mama Yak
(Nosey Parker and Mama Yak Attak)
Nosey Parker:   Wowza! So much fude! Gude ting we biked obber fur dis!

Mama Yak Attak:   Lukke ... dere's Freya wif lodz of our frenz. Ledds go obber and mew "hewwo".




Freya and many furriends
(Click here for labeled image of kitties.)

Freya:   Yoo Hoo, Mama Yak and NP! Bowt time yew showed up! Lookee who's here! Offur dere is Tiffany and Murff. Yu too ought to scooch offur so Max ken sit wiff yu. Den dere is Chrissy an ... Chrissy, yu look so hip in dat outfit. Dem boots and tite jeans look marvy. Well now, who's next?

Jordan:   I'm behind Tiffany - and I look hip too.

Freya:   Oh come on, Jordan. Guys don't talk like dat. Lemma see ... where wuz I?

Susie:   You were offur to me, Freya.

Freya:   No, I wuzn't eiffur, Susie. I wuz offur to ...

Chuck:   Fweya, Fweya. Psssttt.....

Freya:   Be quiet Chuck. Yu are all gedding me confused.

Neek:   How come you missed me and Tommy? Is it becuz we're not hip or cute?

Freya:   YES, YES - THAT'S WHY !!

Hadarah:   Let me finish, Freya. Starting on the right, there is Ben, Susie, me, Maggie, Levi, Zena Scraps, Neek, Chuck, someone called Freya, Tommy, Jordan, Chrissy, Murph, Tiffany, and Max.

Group:   Hurrah. Thank goodness that's over.

Nosey Parker:   You didn't need to do that. Mama Yak Attack and me know you all anyway.

Freya:   Sigh....



Tux:   I hope mew haf fun here wif all dese agents and toms. But dey all said dey behafing since dere ladies here. Can I get mew somefing to eat, sweetheart?

Sugar:   Mew are such a dear. Mew know I am always happy to be wif mew. I donut care where we go...but will there be enough fud here fur all of us? These toms sure are eating a lot!

Tux and his wedwink Sugar
(Tux and Sugar)



Mewsette, E.T., Phelicity, and Ginger
(Mewsette, E.T., Phelicity, and Ginger)
E.T.:   I brought my sisfur Ginger and our furriends Mewsette and Phelicity. We're going to feast on the shrimpies. The chicken will tide us over until the shrimpies arrive.





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Graphics by Auntie Doris, Auntie Nancy, and Auntie Barb.
Dialogue by Auntie Lois, Auntie Debbie, Auntie Barb, and Auntie Daphne.

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