Whither Bitsy's Reticule?

Taliesin:   Buffy, yew probably know duh klubb's cattorney Moke fromme duh Feline Bar Association. May I purrsent my littermate Dwnn.

Buffy:   It's lovely to meet you Taliesin and Dwnn. Hadarah has told me so many wonderful things about the both of you.

Cattorney Moke, I am here on a furry serious matter. My clients have been informed that the Boyz Klubb is holding Queen Bitsy's reticule at Paddy's. Apparently, Queen Bitsy "left" it at the Klubb one night while minding her own business, and my clients request the return of said reticule posthaste.

Moke:   Buffy, it is a purrleasure to meet mew. I do wish it could be unfur more cordial circatstances, howefur mew will find me furry low key and easy to get along with even though we may not see eye to eye on some situations.

Regarding the reticule, my clients, Dwnn & Taliesin, are unaware of any such event happening. As mew know they won the klubb in a poker game and were not privy to some of the prior activities of our esteemed memfurs.

Shortly after the change of paws the klubb moved to its present location. I unfurstand the purrvious location had been broken into sefural times by females, both physically and sneakily in purrtending they were tomz. I think I would look in mewr own back yard and see if it is not there with ofur things taken from the purrvious premises.

My clients, will howefur make efurry effurt to search our new location and see if it is here. They have no access to the prior spot. If they find the reticule they will return it to mewr clients.

Buffy:   I am glad to hear you are willing to work with us on this most important matter, and I hope the boyz realize what a serious matter this is. With Auntie Doris so recently gone to the Rainbow Bridge, we all feel the return of the reticule will help bring closure during this trying time.