Bentley's purrsentation remarks:  "De Sept. BTTB award goez to a kitty dat claimz to be good, so derefore, I fink he wun ub de baddest to de bonez, cawse he got ebery wun fooled! Mew anuffur wun ub my heroez, Royal, cawse mew a BTTB sneekie kitty!"

[An example of how Royal claims to be good]

I'se are a big hep!!!

Tamara bees da twash pickup sow dis mournin massa pickt up aw da palm fronds in da backyard sow dat nose hurrycane kin blows dem aroun. Ob corse I'se hadded tew hep.

Furst I'se gotted intew da twash bag tew makeds shore dat it weres big enuf fur a palm fronds. Den a runned aroun da yard tellin da massa witch fronds tew piks up furst. Afur da massa gotted aw dem fronds intew a big pile I'se satted on dat pile sow dat ift eny wind comed dey wood knot blow aweigh. Massa sez dat himz cud knot haft dun da job wifowt mine hep.

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Get more tips on how to be Bad to the Bone from this month's winner on The Brofur Clubs Bulletin Board where he shares his latest tips fur tricks on sisfurs, etc., as well as his claims to be good.

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