When Bad to the Bone Bentley says you're bad ... you are furry bad indeed! So when Ben names a tom as winner of the Bentley Marlowe Bad to the Bone Award, evfurrone pays attention.


Bentley's purrsentation remarks:  "We feel furry strongly dat after 20 yerz on dis earf, he hadda be soooooooo baaad, he haz earned dis award, fur he iz a gross, disgustin' tom, & we furry purroud to know him."

Kitkat, leader of the tomzrule® "Old Farts", repurrts that at the recent Easter dinner at his house,

"I got on the table by getting on the chair then onto the table while dad/mom & Gram (dads mom) were eating Easter dinner. See, I`m still bad even at my age. Mom says to dad 'Get him off the table now!!!!!', like I never got on the table before while they're eating!!!! What a big phoney she is!"

The Bentley Marlowe Award Graphic


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Get more tips on how to be Bad to the Bone from this month's winner:


Nosey Parker, creator and founder of tomzrule®, infurvued Kitkat on the occasion of his nineteenth birthday. Learn more about his bad ways and relive his birthday party at Paddy's Pub..

Kitkat now has two younger brofurs, Omar and Romeo, and is training them to be as gross and disgusting as he is.


Meet All Bad to the Bone Award winners.

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Credits:
Bad to the Bone award graphic created by Auntie Candy, Meowmie
of tomzrule® memfurs Jasper Jax and Magick, of De Witch & De Kidz.
Backgrounds from Bitsy's Boutique.