When Bad to the Bone Bentley says you're bad ... you are furry bad indeed! So when Ben names a tom as winner of the Bentley Marlowe Bad to the Bone Award, evfurrone pays attention.


Bentley's purrsentation remarks: 

It wood take nine cats all dere nine lives to repurrt fully on the badness of dis tom! Dis iz a tom who drove fromme Catifurnia to Mew York City juss to pee on duh snow in Central Park! He gobbles up awl duh turkeymeat in duh howse. He duzzn't share toyz wif hisown sisfurs. And dere's sewmany mower; duh lynx below just tip duh iceberg.

The Bentley Marlowe Award Graphic


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Keek ran fur Purrsident of duh Mew Nited States in 2000. Caturally, he had to withdraw in disgrace. There was a second attempt fur the 2004 election. After the Kick-off Rally at Paddy's pub and a fundraiser, Keek disappeared fur many months. So did the funds.

Keek discloses the suffering caused by the potpurrozzi in this infurvu by the Wicked Twins.

Freya infurvues Keek fur KNN and shows footage of the notorious Mew York City escapade.


Visit Keek's web site: Cats and Pink Cadillacs.


Meet All Bad to the Bone Award winners.

Be sure to visit the Guru:

Bentley Marlowe's web home

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Credits:
Bad to the Bone award graphic created by Auntie Candy, Meowmie
of tomzrule® memfurs Jasper Jax and Magick, of De Witch & De Kidz.
Backgrounds from Bitsy's Boutique.