Bentley's purrsentation remarks: "De August BTTB award goez to my gross, disgustin' bud, Scooter. Here beez his gross tale ub what he dood, now iz dis a BTTB kitty, or what?"
One of my sisfurs yapped up her dinner onto the carpet, probably because she was eating like a piggy. Not wanting good food to go to waste, even if it was slightly digested, I gobbled it up before my meowmie even had a chance to get a paper towel from the kitchen to clean up the mess. Yum!
No one had time to even preserve the moment on film, either. As a backstory
to this, my sisfurs are fed in a different room so that I can't eat their food
because I'm on a special diet. So when the door was opened, I scooted in
and found the steaming treat before my meowmie did and was dining on it when I
heard her shriek, and man, can that woman shriek.
"Dis act gonna be a hard wun to top! Is sow baad, it makin' ME sik, MOL!!"
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Get more tips on how to be Bad to the Bone from this month's winner:
The Wicked Twins
infurvu Scooter and learn things
even his meowmie doesn't know about.
Scooter's Scooter Brown Polydactyl Cat Extraordinaire page.
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