Dwnn:   Iz this it? Just a bunch of guyz kickin dere legs at duh same tyme?

Taliesin:   Yep. Whadda expect?

Dwnn:   Itz knot decent! Dey ain't even cats!

Taliesin:   Dat's troo. But den dey koodn't find a lott of boycatz to do duh same ting at duh same tyme. We tomz iz two purroud and independent!

Dwnn:   Dere's troof in dat. Let's git anovfur brewski and drink to tomz independence furevfur!