Meet the Drink-Off 2002 Finalists
Below are the finalists in the nipzbeer drink-off. Qualifying for the finals required a whole lot of reckless overconsumption on the part of each tom. Each cattestant has been given a specially designed "Drinking Cap" to help him meet the challenge of the stressful final compurrtition.
Name: Prince Buddha Gill - better known as Buddee
Repurrsenting: Australia
Being a strong healthy Tomz and living in a hot, well most of the time it's hot, climate (Adelaide) I haf to consume several gallons of nipz effury day to keep up my fluid intake, otherwise I just might collapse from heat stroke and dehydration. Sooooo I haf developed a fine outstanding catstitution for nipz and can hold my own with any cat anywhere!
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Name: Royal
Repurrsenting: Puerto Rico
I bees a good cattestant fur da nipzbeer drinkin contest because I can holds my licker (unless I'se gotteds da flew likes I hads at da Mew Yeqars Eve Ball).
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Name: Tang
Repurrsenting: U.S. Northern States (from Rhode Island)
I am a good contestant becuz I can drink nipz faster den any cat in my neighborhood or my house. I iz so good at dis, I can finish all mine and den start to steal da nipz from da ofer cats in my house till nobody got any
but me. heee!
I will be
happy to compete wif any kitty dat finks he can do
better den me. I will drink em into da ground. mol
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Name: Bandit Gillihan
Repurrsenting: U.S. Middle States (from Kentucky)
I just love cattests. I can put away my share and yours too of nipzbeer. (I just hope Freya don't find it first.) Count me in! I'm ready for some fun.
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Name: Moke the Magnificent
Repurrsenting: U.S. South (from Florida)
It's been a dreadful day
Mouse and squirrel both got away
I'll go to the club, see my budz
Drown my sorrows in a bunch of sudz
Thirsty as I am it's plain to see
Nobody here will drink more than me
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Name: Sluggo De Bug
Repurrsenting: U.S. Southwest (from New Mexico)
I know dat I will be a good contestant because I am furry big and can
out drink my littler buddies. I am 20 lbs.
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|Nipzbeer Drink-Off 2002|
|Paddy's Pub|
|The Caterwaul Chronicle|
Credits:
Offishull drinking caps courtesy Meowmie Cass, Secretary of The Agency;
Backgrounds from Royal Artist at Bitsy's Boutique.
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