Dwnn: Yo, Agents Murff and Charlie! Haf yew catpleted yewr investfurgation of the damage done by my pestiferous sisfur Hadarah when she broke into my private office in our home? [Surveillance photo of damage]
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Thanks to yewr inspired leedership of duh Woods Patrol, Agent Charlie, and duh sacrifices of itz memfurs, she cudn't get into the klubbhouse!
Agent Charlie: De damage not too bad, but she drank alla de nipz dat wuz in here, & hung her silly pictur on de wall, we gonna turn it aroun so de bak beez what we see! MOL, MOL
Dwnn: That hissing hussy broke into the catputer, too. Now I can't use it to reorder ceegars fur Paddy's Pub!
Agent Murff: De puter beez ok, but mwe changed de passwurd to "gurlzstink", I fixed it , budz! Mew-hawwwwwwwwwww
Dwnn: Watt's dat in yewr KK bag? I nose yewr are tew dedicated to beez snakkin on duh job.
Agent Charlie: It beez anti-gurl stuff, we got mirrorz to make dere butts look furry fat, & if dey touch de door, liquid poop squirts on dem! MOL
Agent Murff:
Mew-haww-haww. She won't try bweakin' in agin, she wurse dan my silly sisfurz!
Dwnn:
Fangu fur this speshull hepp, Agents Charlie and Murrf. Purrleese eggspress my and my brofur's appurrciation to the Woods Patrol memfurs, tew, fur duh eggsalent surffices yew purrvide.
Agent Charlie:
De Woodz Patrol got ebery fing unfur cattrol, Da Agency beez on full alert aroun de clock. We watch fur dem silly Ya-Ya gurlz ebery full moon, hab no fear, Agents Charlie & Murff iz here!
If you'd like to join these brave, selfless tomz, become a memfur of
Da Agency and help purrtect the klubb from pestiferous gurlz.
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The Woods Patrol maintains a constant watch over the tomzrule® klubbhouse: especially when the moon is full and gurlz are on their worst Ya-Ya behavior. Memfurs of this elite group, who sometimes have to sustain themselves on Krispy Kremes and nipzless O'Drool fur nights at a stretch, are memfurs of Da Agency.
Credits:
Title graphic by Auntie Lois of BFCC.