Monster Hunting in Sheets and Blankets

Monster-hunting has long been the duty of the brave and skillful cat. Sometimes I wonder if humans would survive very long without us to help and protect them. In every home, there are monsters of every size and shape, waiting to eat unsuspecting humans. And little do the humans know that one of the most dangerous places is right in their own beds! Inside the sheets and blankets there are dark monsters lurking, waiting to eat the humans when they go to sleep at night.

When your humans make their beds, you, as the great Monster Hunter that you are, must be alert and ready for the hunt. In every wrinkle and every fold there is a rustle or movement to be investigated by the vigilant hunter. These rustlings have been proven to be caused by fierce monsters that must be pounced on, gnawed on and conquered. The silly humans don't seem to be aware of the danger and must therefore be protected.

As the human spreads out the sheet or blanket, you must be ready, on the bed. As the covering settles over you, watch for the shadows and corners. Research has found that up to 20 monsters can live in a single sheet! A cat must be quick and fierce to defend their humans from these shadowy beasts: fast pouncing skills and a strong head lock are required to effectively vanquish all the monsters in a sheet or blanket.

Each monster should be thoroughly chewed and kicked into submission. Be cautious, as some monsters have been known to come back to life! When you are positive that all the monsters have been dealt with, you may take a well-deserved afternoon nap in the now safe bedding, secure in the knowledge that once again, you have saved the humans and protected your home.

Happy Hunting!

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