Kitty IQ Test


To understand how your cat measures up, just answer these simple but important questions.

Scoring:
A=1 point, B=2 points, C=3 points, and D=4 points.

Question # 1: You crouch, bark, and grind your teeth. Your cat

A) Jumps scared on the nearest chair
B) Becomes angry
C) Looks at you inquiringly
D) Yawns


Question # 2: You put your cat in front of a mirror where he

A) Looks up, down, left, and right
B) Looks behind the mirror to find the other cat
C) Shows interest in his mirrored image
D) Combs his fur


Question # 3: To awake you, your cat

A) Meows gently
B) Sits down on your face/chest
C) Throws something on the floor
D) Turns on the radio


Question # 4: Your cat spends his time playing with

A) A paper ball
B) A piece of string
C) A ball of wool
D) The keyboard of your computer


Question # 5: In presence of someone who really is allergic to cat's fur or very frightened of cats, your cat

A) Goes away
B) Waits under the sofa until that s/he goes away
C) Sits down on the floor in a place where he can examine him/her
D) Jumps directly toward his victim and fills him/her with kindness


Question # 6: If you carry your cat in the car, he

A) Urinates on the seats
B) Tries to hide somewhere in the car
C) Sits down on the back seat criticizing your way of driving
D) Shouts obscene things to the bikers


Question # 7: If you have to give to your cat a pill, he

A) Eats it without problems
B) Chews and spits it out
C) Fights like a wounded tiger
D) Disappears as soon as you think the word "pill"


Question # 8: If you seize your cat with two hands, spreading the arms, he looks like

A) A sack of flour
B) A pillow
C) A trapeze artist
D) A karate master


Add all the points and check your results on the table below.

Scoring values are as follows:
A=1 point, B=2 points, C=3 points, and D=4 points.


YOUR CAT'S IQ
SCORE LEVEL COMMENTS
32 Genius Your cat solves ethical dilemmas
24 - 31 Intelligent He falsifies lottery tickets
16 - 30 Bright He's an artist
14 - 15 Average Call his name & he immediately comes to you
10 - 13 Dumb He's still learning his name
9 Dumber Doesn't understand whether to walk on the floor or on the ceiling
8 No Comment Sometimes he forgets how to meow





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