To understand how your cat measures up, just answer these simple but important questions.
Scoring:
A=1 point, B=2 points, C=3 points, and D=4 points.
Question # 1: You crouch, bark, and grind your teeth. Your cat
A) Jumps scared on the nearest chair
B) Becomes angry
C) Looks at you inquiringly
D) Yawns
Question # 2: You put your cat in front of a mirror where he
A) Looks up, down, left, and right
B) Looks behind the mirror to find the other cat
C) Shows interest in his mirrored image
D) Combs his fur
Question # 3: To awake you, your cat
A) Meows gently
B) Sits down on your face/chest
C) Throws something on the floor
D) Turns on the radio
Question # 4: Your cat spends his time playing with
A) A paper ball
B) A piece of string
C) A ball of wool
D) The keyboard of your computer
Question # 5: In presence of someone who really is allergic to cat's fur or very frightened of cats, your cat
A) Goes away
B) Waits under the sofa until that s/he goes away
C) Sits down on the floor in a place where he can examine him/her
D) Jumps directly toward his victim and fills him/her with kindness
Question # 6: If you carry your cat in the car, he
A) Urinates on the seats
B) Tries to hide somewhere in the car
C) Sits down on the back seat criticizing your way of driving
D) Shouts obscene things to the bikers
Question # 7: If you have to give to your cat a pill, he
A) Eats it without problems
B) Chews and spits it out
C) Fights like a wounded tiger
D) Disappears as soon as you think the word "pill"
Question # 8: If you seize your cat with two hands,
spreading the arms, he looks like
A) A sack of flour
B) A pillow
C) A trapeze artist
D) A karate master